I love self-discovery comedy adventures and psycho-supernatural mysteries lead by memorable characters. As a clairvoyant, I’ve read for people across society and culture, learning so much about humanity.

NETTLES Womxn’s outlaw gang drama. 60min TV Show. Pilot Script, S1 eight episode outlines and character bible.

An institution survivor with a sixth sense, petty criminal Jane Eze (24), arrives in a forgotten town on the edge of the Yorkshire Dales, forms a family of outcast young womxn and leads them out of financial disaster and into constant danger from corporate authorities & local gangs in the wild west of 2030s 'Broken Britain’.

“The script has a good mix of Kitchen Sink Realism and Dystopian Western that is very intriguing” - Screencraft 2025

“The script is deftly structured. All the characters have been given distinctive voices and the dialogues are crisp”- WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab 2024

“The script has memorable characters who feel authentic to their backgrounds and circumstance. Jane emerges as a compelling protagonist - her history in the youth justice system give her both street smarts and deep empathy for vulnerable people” - Scriptapalooza 2025

(A MATTER OF) LIFE & DEATHPsycho-Supernatural Comedy-Drama. 60min TV Show. TV Pilot beat sheet and outline. VITA Oracle cards (I auto-wrote in pandemic lockdown) could tie in.

Fresh from a break up, graphic designer Claire (36), impulsively moves to a gentrifying coastal town and into an affordable apartment in a converted Victorian hospital. When the pandemic lockdown hits soon after, she becomes an unemployed and the de facto Caretaker of the building and its colourful residents both living & dead. Claire has to keep the peace while trying to keep her sanity.

In each TV episode Claire is forced to co-exist with different neighbours and spirits under the isolation, pressure and claustrophobia of the pandemic. Claire must embrace people from all walks of life and death as her human and spirit experiences increase. This concept is loosely inspired by my own pandemic lockdown experience.

YOUR PAL Canine Adventure Comedy-Drama. 90min Original Feature. Beat sheet, outline and an original children’s book (new Pal story for 5yrs reading level).

Cocker spaniel, Pal (7), is a bouncy mama’s boy who has his sedate life disrupted when a hurricane destroys his doggy daycare. Pal and a few other dogs escape, running into a nature reservation to find shelter. When the storm subsides, they agree to work as a pack until each find their ‘real’ pack. This is difficult with their different personalities and skillsets but with heroic kindness, Pal helps them stick together, as they find help or harm from the wild animals & humans they look to for help on the way home.

I use my natural affinity with dogs along with all I’ve learned about dogs through my Dog Tarot readings to create memorable characters and scenarios for this canine adventure with a climate change impact theme for anyone who loves dogs. This film’s tone is Lady and the Tramp (1955) meets The Secret Life of Pets (2016).

POKER FACE Gumshoe Comedy-Drama‍. ‍60min TV Episode Beat sheet, outline & draft spec script.

Charlie (45), is a bell-hop at an upscale European hotel in NYC who befriends, Lavinia (75), a wealthy solo traveller on her way to join a cruise on the River Nile in Egypt. When Lavinia falls victim to a storefront psychic’s deadly con, an upset Charlie is compelled to find the truth but the human lie detector meets her match in this clairvoyant criminal. Charlie has to make a move no one could see coming with the assistance of the FBI Art Crime team.

I wanted to write a spec script for Poker Face as I’m a fan of the show and relate to its protagonist Charlie Cale (S1 & S2). Like Charlie I didn’t understand my gift and didn’t particularly welcome it but use it ethically. (We both love vintage clothing).

PUMPKIN GOULASH Halloween-set Comedy Drama. 20min TV Special or Short. Original script and pitch.

In L.A.’s Angelino Heights, the lonely ghost of a Victorian house, Connie (22) dares to join its twenty-something tenants Halloween party. Her efforts are rewarded when she meets a soulful, possessed Pumpkin but their friendship has a limited lifespan.

I was inspired to write this loosely based on my experience of a ghost in the Victorian house I shared with friends in my twenties. I also use my personal experience of having a visual difference for the character of Jimmy the Halloween pumpkin. This film is Casper (1995) meets Labyrinth (1989).

Competition results: nominated for Best Short Script at Tokyo Horror Film Festival 2024, Finalist in Cambridge Script Festival Winter 2024, Semi-finalist in Atlanta Film Festival Screenplay Competition 2024 and winner of Best Horror script award at LA Under The Stars Film Festival 2025 screenplay competition.

“Pumpkin Goulash has a fun, Halloween-themed premise with a very enjoyable and poignant story.” - Shore Scripts 2025

“Dialogue is good throughout the script, with a terrific sense of back and forth between the main characters. Yvette emphasizes vulnerability and the notion of hope in the face of death with careful precision, making the meetings between Constance and Jackie feel real despite the obvious fantasy elements at work.” - Golden Script 2024

MORE Romantic Drama. 90min Original Feature. Beat sheet, outline and draft script.

Two disillusioned museum co-workers fall in love and begin a forbidden affair. With news of an unexpected pregnancy, Plum’s (28) clairvoyance shows her two life-altering outcomes to their all-consuming romance. Her lover, Craven (27), refuses to deal with reality forcing Plum to choose either heavy losses for herself or irreparable losses for others.

Inspired by the novel Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë and Sliding Doors (1998) moments I’ve experienced as a clairvoyant.

NOVEL ADAPTATION Supernatural Drama. 90min Feature. Beat sheet and outline.

Clairvoyant Adrienne (36) has stopped her spiritual work to live a quiet life running a sweet shop and raising her young daughters alone under a new name. She struggles until sparkly Zoë (25) steps into her life to assist at the shop. Adrienne’s fortunes improve overnight until Zoë’s possessive nature and predatory agenda is revealed by Adrienne’s youngest daughter. Adrienne must urgently reconnect with her power to out manoeuvre Zoë and save her family.

An adaptation I’d like to write if rights available.

CANINE MIND Adventure Comedy-Drama. 90min Original Feature. Beat sheet, outline and draft script. TikTok live dog tarot readings.

Novice Tarot Reader, Alice (35) unknowingly is booked for a dog event where she’s widely advertised as a ‘Dog Tarot Reader’. Unable to get out of it, she reluctantly reads for owners and their dogs and is stunned to discover she has the ability to communicate dogs personality, needs, issues and the relationship dynamics of their ‘pack’. Alice is doggedly pursued by dog lovers into becoming a world-renowned dog psychic-psychologist improving the lives of millions of dogs and their owners while finding romance for herself in the owner of her greatest canine challenge.

I use my real life experience unexpectedly creating my Dog Tarot readings including anecdotes from my readings with dog owners & their dogs to create a unique feature, jumping up and down with memorable characters creating howlingly profound scenarios. It’s Turner & Hooch (1989) meets Best In Show (2000).

CHRISTMAS CARDS Christmas-set Romantic ‍Comedy . 90min Original Feature. Beat sheet and outline.

Nicky’s (34) first Christmas without her Dad is bad enough but her little brother’s Christmas Day engagement officially makes her the last single person in her family. Nicky decides to harass the universe into helping her meet the husband she’s been trying to manifest since she was a little girl by following the messages and dares given by an assortment of psychics across the city as she attempts to meet cute her future husband by New Year’s Day.

A story set during that weird Betwixtmas period (the days between Christmas & New Year) that has the romantic fantasy of Practical Magic (1998) with the romcom build up of Dash & Lily (2020).

MacGuffin Psychological ghost story. Original Vertical Series. 1min episode. Three scripts and series outline.

Travel content creator, Regan (25) and her sensitive boyfriend Joe (27) make a deal to make content promoting a new Airbnb listing, an abandoned mansion, in exchange for a stay for a romantic weekend. Odd happenings escalate into a terrifying haunting. Tough cookie Regan has a false sense of security tiktoking what’s happening. She’s excited by her footage and new followers. When the haunting starts to feel more personal she begins to suspect Joe is behind it but she learns the ghost they joke nickname ‘McGuffin’ is trying to scare them out of the house to save them from the clutches of the owner/ her troll.

I use some of my own spirit experiences with hauntings from documented cases to tell an authentic feeling ghost story. Idea was inspired a nightmare I had after listening to some paranormal podcast cold case episodes.

THE PRETTIEST‍ Child’s Self Discovery ‍Comedy Drama. 15min Short Film. Beat sheet and outline.

Home-schooled, Eve (7), was always told by her family and their friends that she’s the ‘most beautiful girl in the world’, learns that other kids see her as disfigured when she has to attend a state school following her parents split. Eve responds to her crisis in confidence by wildly reinventing herself only to be bullied and get into trouble for telling stories. It’s when Eve wins a chocolate cornflakes cake competition by breaking the rules that she starts to build real confidence.

Loosely based on my childhood and school experience having a facial visual difference, a rare birthmark disfiguring my lower lip and chin that developed shortly after birth.

YVETTE’S INTUITION‍Memoir including diary entries on spirit experiences. Original autobiography book. Outline and first chapters. Posting extracts on Substack.

90min Original Feature. Beat sheet and outline.

Yvette Farmer shares her life as late bloomer clairvoyant, looking back at the signs, her spirit experiences and the lessons she’s learned, reading tarot for people from all walks of life, on being alive and the after life.

This book features ignored early signs of my clairvoyance, my realisation in my 30s, accounts of ghosts I’ve met and lived with, becoming a professional tarot reader, my learnings from reading for a cross-section of society and the creation of my joyous dog tarot readings.

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FILM/ TV OUTLINES of projects I’d like to help others produce.

COMEDY SKETCHES I write them in the sketch writing workshops I regularly take at Groundlings Theatre School, Los Angeles.